283
00:24:28,971 --> 00:24:30,275
Excuse me,
where have we landed?
284
00:24:30,395 --> 00:24:33,543
Shh!
He has very sharp ears.
285
00:24:33,963 --> 00:24:35,951
Do you know the tenture
of your planet?
286
00:24:36,071 --> 00:24:36,850
Tenture?
287
00:24:37,132 --> 00:24:40,698
Well.. tell us your
galaxy number in the Spiral.
288
00:24:40,818 --> 00:24:42,871
- In... what? In the spiral?
- Yes, in the Spiral...
289
00:24:43,107 --> 00:24:44,864
Er... The Earth is... er...
290
00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:50,187
It orbits with such planets as er...
Venus, Saturn, Mars, Jupiter...
291
00:24:51,315 --> 00:24:52,996
What else,
Vladimir Nikolaevich?
292
00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:54,346
Ursa Major.
293
00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:56,774
Vladimir Nikolaevich,
come here.
294
00:25:02,941 --> 00:25:05,830
Do you have more matches
on your planet?
295
00:25:06,130 --> 00:25:07,635
Well, I can find some...
296
00:25:07,755 --> 00:25:10,292
How many will you give us
if we put you back there?
297
00:25:12,194 --> 00:25:15,498
- How many do you want?
- Two full boxes like this!!
298
00:25:15,914 --> 00:25:18,161
- Seven!
- Yes! Seven!
299
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:20,309
As for the matches you have now,
300
00:25:20,557 --> 00:25:23,789
give them to me,
I'll buy a gravitsapa.
301
00:25:24,035 --> 00:25:26,403
Excuse me,
what is a gravitsapa?
302
00:25:27,227 --> 00:25:30,966
Without a gravitsapa
a pepelats can only fly like this,
303
00:25:31,420 --> 00:25:34,478
but with it you can reach
any point in the universe -
304
00:25:35,407 --> 00:25:36,420
in 5 seconds.
305
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:41,458
Gentlemen, how come you roll out the
pepelats without a gravitsapa from the garage?
306
00:25:41,578 --> 00:25:42,445
It's no good!
307
00:25:42,565 --> 00:25:43,677
We had a gravitsapa.
308
00:25:43,797 --> 00:25:46,135
But when we came here,
it got pinched.
309
00:25:46,617 --> 00:25:48,721
Excuse me, do you have
a space transfer machine?
310
00:25:48,841 --> 00:25:50,306
- No.
- No, we have none.
311
00:25:50,577 --> 00:25:51,823
Give me the matches.
312
00:25:52,477 --> 00:25:53,636
Give us some water.
313
00:26:01,862 --> 00:26:02,948
- Kyoo!
- Kyoo!
314
00:26:03,068 --> 00:26:04,470
- Kyoo!
- Kyoo!
315
00:26:14,750 --> 00:26:15,654
Like this!
316
00:26:15,774 --> 00:26:18,888
You must do this!
You must do this!
317
00:26:19,136 --> 00:26:20,245
Do this...
318
00:26:21,971 --> 00:26:25,376
This is yours,
this is how you smoke now.
319
00:26:25,625 --> 00:26:27,183
Thank you.
320
00:26:29,581 --> 00:26:30,290
Koo!
321
00:26:31,708 --> 00:26:34,063
He says they have
a gravitsapa.
322
00:26:34,867 --> 00:26:36,626
Put your matches here.
323
00:26:37,010 --> 00:26:41,846
I have a proposition.
When you put us on the Earth,
you'll get this and this.
324
00:26:41,966 --> 00:26:42,825
What??
325
00:26:42,945 --> 00:26:45,319
Come on, Fiddler,
to the outer space.
326
00:26:46,524 --> 00:26:47,393
Wait! Come back.
327
00:26:49,338 --> 00:26:50,746
Give it back!
328
00:26:52,804 --> 00:26:55,385
- Give it back!
- On Mother Earth you'll get them.
329
00:26:56,242 --> 00:26:57,751
Vladimir Nikolaevich!
330
00:26:58,159 --> 00:27:01,113
You said if we give you a lift,
you'll give us all of them!
331
00:27:01,748 --> 00:27:03,516
But instead you've stolen
this match from us!
332
00:27:03,808 --> 00:27:06,777
A Patsak won't cheat on a Patsak.
It's not nice, my friend...
333
00:27:06,897 --> 00:27:08,549
I said -
take us to a town!
334
00:27:08,669 --> 00:27:10,904
- And what's this?
- A barn!
335
00:27:11,024 --> 00:27:12,051
And this?
336
00:27:14,748 --> 00:27:15,848
And this?
337
00:27:16,937 --> 00:27:19,380
What's this here
- not a town?!
338
00:27:19,709 --> 00:27:21,513
Don't fuss about.
339
00:27:22,767 --> 00:27:24,809
Show us your gravitsapa.
340
00:27:25,289 --> 00:27:27,456
If it's a major brand,
we'll take it.
341
00:27:28,113 --> 00:27:29,617
Patsak!
342
00:27:30,023 --> 00:27:34,842
What a bonehead would take
a smuggled ketse
in front of witnesses,
343
00:27:35,088 --> 00:27:37,915
when they give a lifelong
etsikh with nails for that?
344
00:27:38,035 --> 00:27:40,824
What's in your head -
a brain or a kyoo?
345
00:27:42,378 --> 00:27:44,103
We'll buy it ourselves.
Let's go, Fiddler.
346
00:27:46,411 --> 00:27:47,614
Stop!
347
00:27:48,312 --> 00:27:49,875
Stop, I said!
348
00:27:55,620 --> 00:27:56,977
Who are you?
349
00:27:58,496 --> 00:28:01,156
I asked who are you?!
350
00:28:03,010 --> 00:28:06,340
- An alien foreman.
- No. You're Patsak!
351
00:28:06,460 --> 00:28:08,624
- And who are you?
- I'm Georgian.
352
00:28:08,744 --> 00:28:11,097
No! You're Patsak, too!
353
00:28:11,217 --> 00:28:12,994
You're Patsak,
you're Patsak
354
00:28:13,114 --> 00:28:14,387
and he's also Patsak!
355
00:28:14,507 --> 00:28:17,598
But I'm Chatlanian!
And they are Chatlanians too!
356
00:28:17,718 --> 00:28:21,787
So you put your tsak on
and sit in the pepelats, got it?
357
00:28:22,366 --> 00:28:23,533
What?
358
00:28:23,653 --> 00:28:26,847
Watch, my friend...
When I point this visator at myself,
359
00:28:26,967 --> 00:28:30,306
which signal registers?
Green.
360
00:28:30,685 --> 00:28:34,308
Now, watch, he has green point, too.
361
00:28:34,771 --> 00:28:36,909
And so do you... Green.
362
00:28:37,176 --> 00:28:41,500
Now look at Wef - which colour?
Orange?
363
00:28:41,751 --> 00:28:43,960
It is because he is Chatlanian!
364
00:28:44,429 --> 00:28:46,009
Do you understand now?
365
00:28:46,257 --> 00:28:49,060
- So what?
- Pluke is a Chatlanian planet.
366
00:28:49,369 --> 00:28:52,194
Therefore we Patsaks
must wear tsaks...
367
00:28:52,446 --> 00:28:57,733
Yes! And in front of us Chatlanians
you must do like this!
368
00:28:58,171 --> 00:29:01,127
Vladimir Nikolaevich,
it's unbridled racism.
369
00:29:01,785 --> 00:29:05,119
- Show it again, please.
- Like this!
370
00:29:05,339 --> 00:29:08,800
- A bit slower, be so kind.
- Like this.
371
00:29:10,325 --> 00:29:11,964
Vladimir Nikolaevich,
372
00:29:12,419 --> 00:29:16,033
you have a wife at home,
a son struggling at school,
373
00:29:16,376 --> 00:29:21,665
a cooperative flat you haven't paid for,
and yet you're messing around.
374
00:29:22,377 --> 00:29:25,663
You'll come to no good,
my friend.
375
00:29:28,651 --> 00:29:29,320
Take it.
376
00:29:30,822 --> 00:29:33,226
Alright, Fiddler,
let's play their games...
377
00:29:33,483 --> 00:29:38,123
There we are, well done.
Now give the match to Wef,
he'll buy a gravitsapa.
378
00:29:38,592 --> 00:29:41,210
- He said he needed them all.
- I was joking.
379
00:29:42,119 --> 00:29:43,544
Funny guys you are.
380
00:29:46,348 --> 00:29:47,764
- Koo.
- Wait.
381
00:29:48,211 --> 00:29:50,013
Koo. We'll go together...
382
00:29:55,338 --> 00:29:59,794
Don't show them your ketse,
and don't think about it.
Just show them mine.
383
00:29:59,914 --> 00:30:04,381
And don't give them
more than half a match.
A gravitsapa costs half a match.
384
00:30:05,211 --> 00:30:07,250
Your Patsak said
a whole match.
385
00:30:09,004 --> 00:30:11,056
He was joking, too.
386
00:30:27,801 --> 00:30:29,738
Mark 300 concrete, isn't it?
387
00:30:32,461 --> 00:30:36,168
Patsak! Remember -
half or less.
388
00:30:36,427 --> 00:30:37,088
OK.
389
00:30:37,556 --> 00:30:40,492
Excuse me...
Chatlanian and Patsak -
is it nationality?
390
00:30:40,612 --> 00:30:41,384
No.
391
00:30:42,972 --> 00:30:45,338
- Biological factor?
- No.
392
00:30:45,458 --> 00:30:47,908
- People from different planets?
- No.
393
00:30:48,028 --> 00:30:50,258
So what distinguishes
one from another?
394
00:30:50,378 --> 00:30:54,667
Are you colour-blind, Fiddler?
Can't you tell green from orange?...
395
00:30:55,088 --> 00:30:56,261
Tourist!
396
00:31:03,006 --> 00:31:04,734
Wow!
397
00:31:06,731 --> 00:31:08,339
Skyscraper!
398
00:31:08,949 --> 00:31:10,715
Come on!
399
00:31:16,346 --> 00:31:16,947
Koo.
400
00:31:23,387 --> 00:31:25,687
Koo!
Do as I taught!
401
00:31:26,288 --> 00:31:28,406
Hi, citizen.
402
00:31:29,541 --> 00:31:32,707
You don't feel cold
in the coat, do you?
403
00:31:41,948 --> 00:31:45,399
They won’t let me in.
They want you alone.
404
00:31:45,776 --> 00:31:49,124
Don't give them ketse,
bring the gravitsapa here,
I'll check it.
405
00:31:51,118 --> 00:31:52,381
Go!
406
00:31:56,141 --> 00:31:58,478
- Not you!
- We're together!
407
00:31:58,598 --> 00:32:01,798
- Not you!
- Vladimir Nikolaevich, tell him!
408
00:32:02,605 --> 00:32:03,815
It's alright.
409
00:32:05,208 --> 00:32:06,682
Wait here.
410
00:32:13,606 --> 00:32:15,413
Don't go anywhere.