Кин-дза-дза!

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KIN-DZA-DZA!
Part Two

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Concise Chatlanian-Patsak Dictionary.

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KETSE - Matches.
TSAK - Nose bell.

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ECIKH - Box for prisoners.
ECILOP - Policeman,
a representative of authority.

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PEPELATS - Spaceship.
GRAVITSAPA - Component
of Pepelats motor.

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KYOO - Socially acceptable
swear-word.
KOO - All other words.

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Hi!

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Hello.

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Long time no see!

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Bye!

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Hey! Hang on a sec!

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I have a proposition!

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What?

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What now?

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What do we think about you?

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Well? Read our minds.
Penetrate it!

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Why are you botherin' us?
Wha’d’you want?

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Have you no shame?

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Have YOU?

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We are poor, unfortunate,
hungry artists!

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Have we done you any wrong?

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Why are you stalking us?

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Give me your bandura
for a while...

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Tune it up...

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Like this.

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Come on.

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One two three.

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(singing: )
Mama, mama, what shall I do?
(Koo!)

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Mama, mama, how will I live?
(Wuu!)

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I have got no warmer winter coat,

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I have got no warmer winter vest.

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- Wuuuu...
- Shut up! You're tone deaf!

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Mama, mama, what shall I do?
(Koo!)

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Mama, mama, how will I live?
(Wuu!)

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Uncle Vova, let's go again!

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They love it...

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They can appreciate it.

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One two...

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Ecilop!!!

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Artists!
Where is our deathtrap?

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The pepelats?

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Yes.

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Over there...

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We’re out of lutz.

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Because of you, bastards.

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Fiddler! What are you doing?
Hooligan!

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Listen, leave me alone, OK?

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My friend,

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it's somebody's Last Breath,

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a grave...
You’re in a cemetery.

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Checkmate, Fiddler!

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And you call your level 'advanced'?

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He was just bragging!

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It’s not fair!

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You win by reading my brains.

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If you really had brains,
you'd be studying in MGIMO,

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and not here pissin' everybody off.

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Want to play again?

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You bet the violin, the case
and the tooth stick...

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And this!

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OK?

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OK, Mr Bee!
You bet the bandura, the visator...

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...and your Life Base, Mr Wef.

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Agreed.

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Begin!

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Uncle Vova...

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You have to twist the tsapa.
The tsapa!

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Here, you do it!

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I'm not allowed,
I'm a Chatlanian.

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Then, sod off!

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When it comes to advising,
you're all Chatlanians!

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When it comes
to working, though...

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Scholar's mate, Mr Bee!

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Not fair!

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You purposely thought up
bad moves for me!

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Use your own brain for the game!

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How could he use his own brain?

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He's never seen these dolls before!

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Not my problem.

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Give me my winnings.

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Yeah right!
Not on your life!

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Wef, have you ever thought
that such a little Patsak could be
such a mercenary kyoo?

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Never.
I told you Fiddler isn't needed,
and here's the proof.

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Hey!

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Boss!..

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Done! And you say 'tsapa'...