Кин-дза-дза!

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- Weeh... eeh...
- Is something wrong?

241
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Everything’s fine,
but the Earth is rather far way.

242
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We'll have to warm up
for 7 minutes
instead of 5.

243
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So let's go and prepare
the tsapa for the gravitsapa.

244
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Astronauts!
Which one is the tsapa?

245
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Yeah! Everything is rusty here!

246
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And it's the most rusty one.

247
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What are you doing,
are you nuts?!

248
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Oh, mama-mama.
Lucy and Manokhin arrived, wow!..

249
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Uncle Vova!

250
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The match was in the cap!

251
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Strange...
Why would they leave?

252
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Why strange?!
They've got a match
to buy a gravitsapa,

253
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and they know
the tenture of the Earth!

254
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Comrade ecilop! Comrade ecilop!

255
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They stole from us!

256
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Arrest them! Koo!

257
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Arrest them!

258
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40 chatls.

259
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We've got no chatls.
Everything is with the tour guide.

260
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And the violin they have
isn't really theirs!

261
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And when they were
in front of a video of PJ,

262
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they didn't koo-koo!

263
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Why are you staring at me?

264
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:18,920
Why are you staring at me?

265
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If your bosses find out
that you knew and did nothing,

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you'll be bloody tranklucated!
Get it?

267
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I didn't do nothing!

268
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I pressed the kappa at once!

269
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Fiddler is a witness.

270
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All patrols!

271
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Bring a wheeled deathtrap here!
Koo!

272
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There's nothing in there.

273
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Open it.

274
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Show me.

275
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It's vinegar.

276
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That's none of your business.

277
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The Patsak will be tranklucated.

278
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The Chatlanian gets ecikh for life...
with nails.

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Oh, brothers, brothers!
Fellow Patsaks!

280
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Tell them the truth
about my squats,

281
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about the Chatlanian
pressing the kappa!

282
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Shut up, you bastard!

283
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Uncle Vova, please...

284
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Shut up! Parasite!

285
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You shut up!

286
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Vova, my friend!
Gedevan Alexandrovich!

287
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Don't listen to him!

288
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Tell them it was him!

289
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He was the one
who didn't squat!
Not me!

290
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Bullshit!

291
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Tell them, and I'll give
the pepelats to you!

292
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Uncle Vova!
The pepelats is mine!
Mine!

293
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Quiet! Calm down!

294
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...Let me think.

295
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Yes, I remember now.
Nobody insulted any authority...

296
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We all were squattin'
and squattin', like monkeys.

297
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You see, Your Honour?
I was wrong. Mixed up.

298
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And it was ME who brought
the ketse here. Not them.

299
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What ketse?

300
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The match you took from the cap.

301
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There was no ketse!
There was none!

302
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Uncle Vova,
what's the matter with you?!
What are you saying?!

303
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Sorry, I forgot.
There was no ketse.

304
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Never.

305
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Life imprisonment for both
in ecikh WITHOUT nails.

306
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Till bail payment.

307
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The bail is 500 chatls,
250 apiece.

308
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(Wef & Bee: )
Thank you!!

309
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Patsak! Glue the violin
and sing the song!

310
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Fiddler! You work the bandura!
Tam ta da dam...

311
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Friends! That was a joke
with the match!
We just wanted to amuse you!

312
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See you!

313
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(Wef sings: ) On the river,
on the river, on yonder bank...
Mary was koo her beautiful wuu...